Oh God look at what I found

Ha! Ha ha HA! The best part about it is... it's totally fucking true.

Brick it, Hillary.

~ Baxster Brand

PS: If anyone knows who made this, please comment and let me know. I need to buy them a drink or something.

Just wanna remind everyone...

Hillary Clinton told everyone that Bernie Sanders did not back a certain Paris Climate Change Agreement...

When he had actually called it a 'step in the right direction'.

Fuck you, Clinton. I'll admit I'd prefer you to Trump, but I'd prefer fucking Scrooge McDuck to him, so that's really not saying a lot.

#HillarySoQualified indeed.

~ Baxster Brand

PS: That tag has a stupid ass name too.

Birdie Sanders

Wow. I don't believe it. There must be a God, because as I'm sure you know, wildlife is now officially attracted to the aura of peace, goodwill, and socialism that surrounds and harmonises with Bernie Sanders.

Crikey, what a guy.

And yeah, this really did happen, we weren't just all high for like, his entire speech.

And what's even better?

The Birdie then inspires him, this great old fluffy haired Jewish guy, to immediately talk about how the bird represents World Peace.

I think Bernie Sanders - I mean, Birdie Sanders - would actually pursue World Peace, were he elected as President of the United States of America.

Fuck, I am so happy about this.

~ Baxster Brand